Too Much Hair

I know I am getting old and grouchy, but it is really beginning to bother me when I watch major league baseball on TV and I can’t see half of the faces of the players on the field.  The faces are covered with some of the ugliest beards I have ever seen.  Wasn’t Gillette a big sponsor of baseball at one time?  Let’s get them back!

Also, some of the hair styles are getting so outrageous their helmets don’t fit.  This cannot be comfortable in the middle of the summer with the heat and humidity.  Where is Marge Schott when you need her?